Scribes - December 20, 2007

It's the stupid Rare letters page! Send us your mail! Festive cheer courtesy of champagne from the Rare Xmas hampers!   Hello Leif Eriksson (or whatever your name was),      There's one thing that makes me chuckle about the Perfect Dark series, and that would be the fact that it's set twenty minutes in the future (see here). What did the designers think when they decided this? What will gamers think of the PD series come the year 2020? I mean, for now this is Perfect Dark 2's estimated year of release, so you'll have to hurry to come up with an explanation for all those pseudo-futuristic devices that will be non-existent by then, or else your first-person shooter fans might have to wait until the "50 years of Perfect Dark" anniversary for their game.      ...Oh, you don't need to thank me for reminding you. It was a pleasure, really. Now will you stop staring at me like this? *tries to change the topic*      ...Anyway, I was wondering about Tiny Kong's redesign in DKR DS. The change was certainly a welcome surprise that added some depth to the DK series, where characters actually age (suck it, Mario!). Nevertheless, I was wondering if Tiny's change of appearance was Rare's idea or not, since her adolescent form could already be seen on a screenshot of the Wii-ported GameCube title DK Barrel Blast, which was announced on the same E3 as DKR DS.      I suppose that's it for now. Now answer my questions or, uhm, feel the consequences (hah, that sounded good). Just one more thing: Should the rumo(u)rs come true and you release a DK64 port on the DS, do us players a small favo(u)r and make all bananas, coins and blueprints unicolo(u)red so we can collect them with every Kong. The constant backtracking is really annoying, you know. Hey, have you seen how considerate I was by inserting all those British U's? Now you pretty much have to do it in return!      Graf Saecula Time to outsource the responses again! It's the last working week of the year, it's not like I'm interrupting anything important.      Duncan on PD: "Only one thing makes you chuckle? It has aliens in. I tend to believe this trumps your sorry attempt to make us feel bad. The entire backstory for PD is one based on covert alien contact and relations with Earth from the middle of the last century. They have flying cars. Inexhaustible energy. They have it now, in timeline terms. It's more an alternate past than twenty-minutes-into-the-future. Most of the smaller stuff – futuristic non-alien devices and weapons – were based on cool, but already established or prototyped technology because they were what piqued our interest during the game's creation.      "I won't thank you for anything if you're not actually correct. Go away and bother Gabe Newell about why you aren't currently being brutally suppressed by a fascistic Overwatch."      DS team on Tiny: "Tiny was not our idea, but simply a realigning of the Kong family at Nintendo."      Unicoloured bananas? Where the hell's the fun in that? You'll be asking us to ease off the googly eyes and stupid character names next.   Hello from Australia!      My name is Lindsay (I'm a guy by the way), I had no idea that you guys were still operating, let alone had a website. When I was told that Rareware still existed I was elated, Rareware has (quite happily mind you) created some of the best gaming moments of my childhood. I almost fried my N64 completing every aspect of games like Banjo-Kazooie and Diddy Kong Racing, their sheer brilliance still amazes me. Anyway, enough ranting, questions!      Will the appearance of Banjo and Kazooie undergo such a radical change? I saw pictures of them for Banjo-Threeie about 10 minutes prior to writing this and, well, they've changed a lot. I know it's probably nostalgia getting in the way, but will they take this appearance in the new game? (Which I'm stoked about by the way, the last I saw of Banjo and Kazooie they were a stuffed head and an umbrella handle.) Is it the Microsoft move that has caused the change?      One last thing, did you ever plan to take the mask off Mumbo?      Keep the games coming.      Lindsay Let's hand over to Gregg on the Banjo team for the usual cocktail of elucidation and mild slurs.      "Yes, even Rare has moved into the modern era by getting itself a fancy website (although I think we were pretty much last to do so).      "Banjo's new look resulted from Rare's opinion that he needed an update. The previous games were very young-looking and the industry has moved on. Even younger gamers do not want their games to look overly young. We think the updated look has a distinctive style and really suits the whole theme of the new game (of course this means absolutely nothing to you at the moment as we haven't revealed what it is).      "It was decided that Mumbo would wear a mask long before the character was modelled, so the lazy artist responsible never modelled Mumbo's face. So he hasn't got one and no-one knows what he would look like. If he ever took off his mask there would just be a creepy-looking blank wall of flesh."   Dear Scribes,      Wow, I feel honoured that you would actually let me bug you with my own opinions and stupid questions. What a great company. Anyways, enough sucking up so I can get my question on the Scribes page, and aboot the questions...      What rating are you aiming at for Banjo 3? Other than the stealth kills and decapitations I would rate it pretty harmless to a kid, just wondering, 'cause ya know what happened to Twelve Tales...      Secondly congrats on your return to form Rare! (Don't kill me.) Viva Piñata and the sequels and now Banjo 3, great job!      I've probably been annoying enough for this year, but I haven't seen any really obvious information on an internship program for your company. As you could probably tell by my accent, I live in Canada, the land of X0 events, and I was wondering where I could find more information aboot this.      L3mmiwinks Yeah, why do we let you bug us with your opinions and stupid questions? I need to go away and have a serious think about this.      Team says: "Have no fear – Banjo will remain E-rated. Although recent Microsoft directives have decreed that all games must have at least 20 guns to choose from and include a gritty level based in a real life city. Only joking. Make the most of our 'return to form' as after Banjo we're going to be doing rubbish again."      On the subject of internships, you may want to look at the big page marked Interns here. I've also been told to say that while we welcome applications from international candidates, those from outside of Europe will (if successful) have to apply for the appropriate visa to work in the UK. Which may not necessarily be easy, but it is worth it for the Chewits and Frazzles. Okay Scribes,      Who knows what's going to change from now to the time you post a new Scribes, but damn, why not change your website's name to vivapinata.com? At the time I sent this there were a bunch of piñatas at the top of your homepage, what looks like a picture of a Piñata action figure, two Piñata MP3s in the MP3 player, two Piñata downloads, an entire Piñata encyclopedia, and don't even get me started on the news and updates section. Why? Whatever happened to Jetpac? Did that just fade away into nothingness?      What about the new Banjo game that you've been torturing us fans with? Ever clawing at our computer screens in agony, our hopes being crushed after every gameshow, why... WHY SCRIBES, WHY?!!? You're driving us insane Scribes... YOU'RE DRIVING US INSANE! GIVE US A MUFFIN – NOW! NO! SCREENSHOT! YES... a delightful screenshot with... with pictures of Grunty and Mumbo and happy little Jinjos frolicking in the waste pits of Grunty Industries... and so help me if those Jinjos whistle... so help me Scribes... No! I apologise Scribes, I shouldn't take my anger out on you. I've been a bad fan. I'm just a little angry. I probably won't be angry when you read this. Or will I? Maybe I'll be happy? BECAUSE I SAW A BANJO-KAZOOIE 3 SCREENSHOT. NOOOOOO! Happy thoughts, happy... Jinjos... pretty colours... yes... calm now. In a nutshell: We want more Banjo information.      Dallin Carroll That's all very well, and hopefully the random bits of Banjo info scattered around this page will keep you mollified until the next announcement. However, Viva Piñata was our last big game release, and what's wrong with a steady stream of post-launch coverage? Yes, there was DKR DS too, but Nintendo like to handle the promotion of their own self-published titles. And Viva Piñata on DS is one of our next big releases. And we haven't said a lot about the games beyond that. And the PC version of Viva Piñata is out there with Viva Piñata: Party Animals soliciting sales over the festive period. All in all, that's a pretty good set of reasons to keep pushing VP on our website, and a less than entirely convincing argument for us to stop.      As for Jetpac Refuelled, we gave it a section of its own rather than one page in a general XBLA section as we'd originally considered, we put together the team interview, we added all three in-game tracks to the MP3 player, we spent weeks on the saucy Flash game guide, what else do you want? A voucher for 50% off an actual jetpack, fuelled by our own blood?      Anyway, there's always this year's Xmas card for fresh Banjo speculation. Because you've got to speculate to accumulate! Whatever that means.   Hello,      I'm a long-time Rare fan and would like to ask a few questions:      1. I've heard you guys are leaving the decision of your classic N64 games appearing on Nintendo's Virtual Console service up to Nintendo. What about the N64 classics on XBLA? Any chance of seeing Banjo or even Nintendo's Donkey Kong on XBLA?      2. I love Perfect Dark Zero. It's my favourite game to play online. Is there any update or anything planned for the future? New maps or weapons or anything?      3. People have asked plenty about Banjo-Kazooie for the 360, but have there ever been thoughts on a new Jet Force Gemini or Conker game? Or even a 3D version of a classic like Jetpac? Anything to look forward to after Viva Piñata DS and Banjo Kazooie 3?      Robbie Hannaway 1. Of course it's up to Nintendo, it's their service. DK on XBLA seems singularly unlikely – Banjo and the rest are at least within the realms of possibility, but we've got no news for you today, guv.      2. As we've already seen, PDZ team reps are not only still on the premises but even answering their email: "Thank you for telling us! It's always nice to hear when people enjoy your work. I'm sorry to say that all work has stopped on PDZ... it stopped some time ago with the release of the second Map Pack. There are no plans for any further content."      3. There's plenty to look forward to after VP DS and the new Banjo. We just haven't gone into any great detail yet. Or, in fact, any detail at all. But surely that's what you love about us? Exotic mystique, that's what it is.   Dear Rare,      First off, I must say that Viva Piñata is one of the best things ever. Everything about this game – from the way the Piñatas stop to examine each other curiously, to the way ponds reflect the brilliantly blue sky on a clear day – is absolutely wonderful. As of now I am eagerly awaiting Viva Piñata Party Animals, which is sure to be brilliantly good fun.      Anyway, I must now get to the main point of my letter. It has now been over a year since you showed us that short but oh so sweet Banjo trailer at X06 (am I the only one who likes the new graphical style?). I must ask, can you please, please, please give us some information about it? Anything will do. And I mean anything. Just as long as it isn't something along the lines of "the green monsters on the Isle o' Hags who run around and attack you will return". Come on, please?      Or failing that, you could tell me how Stop N Swop was supposed to work.      Joking.      That's all I have to say. Thank you for taking the time to read this and thank you even more if you publish this in the next issue of of Scribes.      Luke924 Duly submitted to the head of the Banjo team (who was also previously on the VP team and is therefore useful for answering this kind of double-barrelled email, probably much to his annoyance).      "Such kind words! I wanted all the Piñata species to 'examine each other curiously' by acting like dogs, but a whole garden full of animals sniffing butts seemed a trifle excessive.      "How about this for Banjo information? 'There are no green monsters in the Isle of Hags and there is no Isle of Hags.' OK, perhaps that wasn't much. So take a look at Rare's festive greetings card for a real sneak preview and speculation starter. Oh, and you might be interested to know that Banjo and Kazooie haven't got many of the abilities that they used in previous games. Now that's confused you, hasn't it?"   Dear Scribe-a-ma-bob,      Would you (Rare) ever consider releasing a Nintendo DS version of Jetpac Refuelled, for two reasons, Bizarre Creations are doing a similar thing with Geometry Wars on the DS, the second reason being that it would be simply awesome to play two of my three favourite XBLA games whilst on the move. Not to mention soon, you will be releasing Viva Piñata on DS which should be sweet (cool, etc.) so I can also play a retail game on my DS as well as an excellent collection of XBLA games whilst either travelling from country to country, or whilst travelling from my bedroom to the kitchen (it's a long walk). Do you have any other games in the pipeline for the DS??? Perhaps some new IP? Since you're in the games industry as is Epic Games, ask them to do a DS game of Gears of War too, because as we all know Rare is amazing and can get people to do things that they don't expect. (I ask because Epic don't reply to my emails, I wonder why?)      360-related questions: will there be an expansion pack to Viva Piñata? Will you do a sequel to the prequel of PDZ?      Thanks for your time. Has anyone ever said, "You're as daft as a brush!!!". Just thought I should spread the word, considering you're a brush is all. Feel free to dissect my grammar and spelling since I blatantly insulted all of brush kind. Or maybe the intelligent responses are to curb the stereotypes of the brush race?      JDog053 I'm not a brush, you buffoon. It's just a picture. Do you send emails to Kelloggs asking how they persuaded a tiger to help them make cereal?      Regarding your question, have a polite, helpful and not at all misleading response from the DS team: "Yes, of course, we'll consider doing anything. Just don't expect us to do more than consider things. I can exclusively reveal that our next DS game is Killer Instinct vs Battletoads Corps in Grunty's Revenge Land." OMFG SWEET.      VP expansions seem unlikely at this stage. The sequel to Perfect Dark Zero is called Perfect Dark. If you literally mean a sequel to the prequel to PDZ, we haven't even done a prequel to PDZ yet, and it probably wouldn't cover very interesting ground considering Jo would be 12 or something.   Hey Scribes, BOO! (I hope this gets posted around Halloween)      I'm absolutely SICK of people asking for Banjo-Kazooie on Virtual Console. Why the hell hasn't anyone thought of Banjo on Xbox Live Arcade!? But I ask you, is it even possible to release Banjo-Kazooie on the Arcade? I don't see why not, I mean you own the franchise, not Nintendo. You would just have to remove any and all references to Nintendo, which would probably be a pain in the – how you Brits say – "arse." But wouldn't that be cool? Maybe release Banjo-Tooie along with it and call the whole thing Banjo-Kazooie-Tooie.      Speaking of Banjo and Xbox Live, are you guys planning any downloadable content for the third game? Levels would be the preferred item, but nothing big like expansion packs, just individual levels. Character skins would be nice, too; I'd get to rampage the Isle of Hags with Dragon Kazooie.      So I go to your eye-melting blue website one day to download the Banjo-Kazooie theme song rock remix from Kameo but discover that it's non-existent! The game's been out for almost two years and it's still not downloadable? I'm tired of going into that weed's hut just to hear that awesome music. You should put it in your MP3 section. Now. Or else I won't buy Banjo-Kazooie 3.      Viva Piñata on the PC and the DS? And a party spinoff on the 360? Just which of these projects are you fully involved in? Party games rarely (excuse the possible pun) work well when the game doesn't involve an Italian plumber from Brooklyn. And I already have Viva Piñata for the Xbox 360. Though I would want the DS version so I can take my Piñatas with me wherever I go, why would I want it a third time for the PC? Is Microsoft trying to milk a solid gold cash cow by assigning other developers with games that you originally made?      Bryan Skinner Halloween? Bit optimistic, aren't you? Here's the Banjo team on Banjo-Kazooie-Tooie: "Or even Banjo-KazTooie? Let's just get the new 360 game finished before we consider anything else. If it proves successful then we may well cash in by flogging all the dead horses again, but if it flops we'll shuffle broken-heartedly onto a generic WWII shooter while sobbing quietly onto our keyboards."      "Last time we commented on DLC there were headlines saying 'Rare thinks DLC is rubbish'. So we're not going to say anything about downloadable content this time. Although we do think it is great."      And across to the VP peeps – the VPeeps, if you will – for clarification of the spin-offs and ports: "The PC version and Party Animals were developed 'off-site'. The DS game is homegrown. I think you misunderstand the purpose of the PC game. I don't think you're meant to collect all the versions (although you might want to – it's a fantastic game, don't you know), instead I see it as Microsoft allowing new people to try the game (without buying a brand new, shiny console)."   Dear Scribes,      I'm going to tell you right now that I am one of those pesky Banjo fans that want more more more more. Hopefully this won't be such a pesky question though.      In this new Banjo, can you tell us what kind of theme Spiral Mountain has? I loved Banjo-Kazooie's theme, It was very cheerful and happy, fast-paced music with mindless inbred vegetables running around!      I wasn't as fascinated with Banjo-Tooie's theme however. It did make sense, I just didn't feel that happy vibe that I wanted to feel. I feel that Spiral Mountain should be a very happy cheerful place, and I hope that Banjo got off his lazy butt, hired some new musicians, and cleaned up the place a little, for his new game.      An over-obsessed Banjo Fan,      Scotty "Well Scotty," says Banjo soundtrack veteran and soft rock pin-up Grant, "I think you missed the point about the sad Spiral Mountain theme, it was supposed to be sad as it was all wrecked, wasn't it? Dear me, if you're an 'over-obsessed Banjo fan' you should've known that, I could hardly write a jolly tune could I... hehe! In the new Banjo you want some new musicians do you, eh? I'll have to ask the designers if I can be removed from the game then, shall I? Rest assured if the new game requires Spiral Mountain then that's what it will get. Bah... humbug!"   Dear Scribes,      Hi, just finished PDZ for the, umm... once again but the more I look at the game (which gets better the more often I play it) and watching the concept art it pops up in my mind that quite a bunch of stuff is somehow 'missing'. For instance the weird chairs in the 2nd floor on the Disco. In the concept art they look more like some neuro-junkies would consume 'BTL'-chips (Shadowrun) or 'Stims' as the PD Comic calls them. Or these suddenly out-of-the-blue appearing guys with the western hats, or or or...      Nonetheless, PDZ is my favorite 360 title (bought the 360 only for it, like I did with the N64 before), and I really, really wish for a third chapter. Maybe even with the same engine (OK maybe better-looking eyebrows) but with even more (cyberpunk/sci-fi) appeal to it. A 100% finished and polished game, not produced under pressure to make it to a console launch. And don't make me buy a 720 for it. ;)      David Chairs? You're asking about pictures of chairs? Well, I suppose at the very least we could consider it an ox-bow lake of variation located off to one side of the foul, hairy current of Banjo questions. Let's see what Santa Botwood has to say.      "The chairs were meant to be DeathMatch gaming chairs, thus tying the single and multiplayer games together nicely. The time constraints on launch titles being what they were, we didn't have the opportunity to polish as much as we'd have liked. This was sadly one of the things we didn't get to put in. We're very glad you enjoy the game, and when another sequel comes along, we'll let you know."      He's a bit chirpy. Much as I'd like to make some kind of comment about him being on the sherry like a workshy housewife, he did just come over and hand-deliver a card so I'll let him off.   To Mr. Scribes Man:      Original Perfect Dark = Priceless      Conker's Bad Fur Day = Sweet      Kameo = Good      Perfect Dark Zero = Not so good      Viva Piñata = ZOMG! T3H AW3S0M3N3SS!!      I was going to include other games on here, but I kind of lost interest once I started speaking in 1773 speak.      Mr. Christopher Thanks. For the feedback, and for recognising the need to stop before somebody got hurt.      I thought Justin from the Piñata team might appreciate his game receiving the highest of your honours, so I passed it along to see what he had to say:      "Funnily enough 'ZOMG! T3H AW3S0M3N3SS!!' was the original description on our design documents. Not that I should be talking to you after you put some hurt on Perfect Dark. U r teh suXXorZ."   Greetings.      I've come asking a question that has kept me curious for quite some time.      What are the names of the Ostrich competitors in Expresso Racing in DKC2 GBA? After scrolling through the racetracks twice, I've found 20 names, though I highly doubt that those are all of them. Would you or a GBA team member be so kind as to list how many there are as well as the names? Cheers.      Mark "darkmark8" Mazzei Let's ask! How exciting!      "Here you go, your sleepless nights can now end: Expresso, Rapido, Zippy, Bungle, Myma, Rippa, Ozzie, Minogue, Chewy, Beardy, Tinky, Monsoon, Humpty, Aftershock, Misty, Smokey, Sneakers, Loopi, Tremors, Papa Laz, Flicky, M. Bassi."      No further explanation was offered, and I have a deep primal feeling that none should be sought.   Hello,      I am writing to inform the Rareware team of a terrible situation, the likes of which has not been addressed by your company since 1990, 18 years ago. It has come to my attention that a pandemic of epic proportions has begun afflicting the world: Nibbley-Pibbleys, which have run amok for almost two decades, have overpopulated their natural habitat of ground-based garbage can lids and are bringing about a global environmental crisis the world over.      Lacking the effects of their natural predators, Rattle 'n' Roll, these Nibbley-Pibbleys have grown unchecked to the point that their cohabitants, hopping feet, hockey pucks and sharks, have become a major international health concern as well. While Al Gore wasn't available for comment, your path is clear: recreate Snake Rattle 'n' Roll for next-gen systems and save the world from environmental disaster at the hands of the Nibbley-Pibbleys.      Regards, Sincerely, and with all due respect,      Mark Momtahan Since 1990? Nah, we get this all the time. Snake Rattle 'n' Roll nutters are almost as common as Battletoads loonies and Anticipation mentalists. Let's get the latest refutation from someone who worked on the original:      "Sadly you are unlikely to see a sequel to the affable, yet tricky to control, serpents. According to the latest research carried out on three-year-olds and retired seniors, today's gamers only want snakes if they are realistic massive ones with venom-dripping fangs that battle humans (who have at least 20 guns to choose from) in gritty levels based on real life cities. Friendly-looking serpents that scoff coloured balls in imaginary checkerboard worlds just don't get a look in these days."   Oh, hello, Mr. Scribes.      I didn't see you there, but as long as this wonderful and coincidental meeting has occurred, I'll use this opportunity to axe you a question. In Viva Pinata: Party Animals, will there be any bonuses for having played Viva Pinata: Regular Animals? For example, if I have a pet Buzzlegum who I've kept fattened with lots of joy candies to the point where she can now only just barely dance with her worker drones, will she be more lethal in pinata combat?      Thank you for what will surely be a timely response, and I apologize for not knowing how to make my tilde key work, and also my accent key, as I believe the word 'tilde' has an accent over the 'e'.      J.V. Carone That's just lazy. I'm not even sure it deserves a proper response from the VP team... but then again the response is unlikely to have hours of careful thought put into it either, so it all balances out.      "The bonus is that you will know all the species names, so you can identify members of the crowd as you run past. Plus if you're losing you can make up something that sounds authentic to distract your opponents. For example: 'Oh my goodness, did you just see that Mousemallow throw a Chippopotamus into that crowd of Salamangos' – while the other person is desperate to see such a rare event you can zoom past them." Dear Scribes,      As a bit of an old timer (not literally, but I was brought up on a diet of ZX Spectrum games), I am rather glad you have taken your steps into XBLA with Jetpac, this is a real cool re-make of a classic game, and unlike other companies, you have gone out of your way to not only give us the original but a top-notch updated version – thanks.      I would be interested to know if sometime in the near future any of the following might make an appearance on XBLA:      * Knight Lore     * Alien 8     * Sabre Wulf     * Atic Atac      I would really like to see Alien 8 on the 360 after what you pulled off with Jetpac. Thanks for the classic and keep them coming.      Kn1ghtlore Cheers fella. Personally I'm not convinced that enough could be done to make the old isometric classics palatable for a modern audience without breaking them, and the fact that we didn't differentiate the GBA version of Sabre Wulf with a cunning subtitle might make things confusing if we went back and polished up the nails-hard original for XBLA. I'm with you on Atic Atac though, and Lunar Jetman would be another prime candidate. However, at the moment I can't truthfully say that any of them are happening, and I'm not sure about their prospects for the future either. But you never know.   Dear Scribes,      I'm a man who doesn't like to BS around so I'll go straight to the point. I love Banjo-Kazooie and consider it one of my favorite games of all time (and I'm a gamer with immaculate taste). The new look for the duo is enjoyable and humorous (as the games themselves are). You need to post new info/pics/videos/trailers of the next Banjo-Kazooie game... soon.      Finally, and which is the reason why I'm writing you, I've heard tales that the Banjo team has confessed that past Banjo games were extremely difficult and the team was considering making the next installment 'easier'. I'm here to write, ask, demand and plea that you keep this Banjo game crazy-hard like its brethren. One of the biggest reasons I love BK is because of its overall challenge in terms of puzzles, controls/manuevers, levels, etc.      So, can you give some word on how the overall gameplay and difficulties are compared to past games? (Just don't dull it down because a handful of people griped that past BK games were too hard. All I hear from that is, "Boo-hoo.")      Thanks for the great series,      John "I wouldn't consider the Banjo games extremely difficult, unless of course you're like Banjo's musician Grant who lacks any semblance of hand-eye co-ordination," insists Gregg. "We tried to pitch the Jiggy tasks in the previous games so that they varied from simple to difficult, so if you came across one you couldn't complete you could miss it out and try another.      "The new game, Banjo-Needsanamie, adopts a different approach due to its core gameplay mechanic. It will all become clear when we actually reveal what we have been up to these last few years, but for now all I'm going to say is that the player will determine the difficulty level by how they approach the Jiggy tasks. The same task could be really simple and take just a few seconds for some players, but others may find it very hard and take hours."      That's given the game away – it's Banjo-Sudoku. Further suggestions to drive sales into the millions: attach the Gundam licence somehow and throw in a few brain/eyesight-training minigames where you count up blurry Jinjos and that.   Dear Mr. Lovely Day,      I have a few questions for you and I hope you put this in the Scribes:      1) Does the team that made DKCs and DK64 still work with you?      2) Do you have any intention of developing an all-new DK game?      3) If so, why are you taking so much time? If not, why not?      4) If DK64DS does happen, please don't remove anything, well, maybe Beaver Bother...      5) Tiny still ticks me off, please, PLEASE when developing another game with Tiny in it, use the young one, PLEASE!!!      6) Do you think that one day Bill Gates or whoever is in charge of stepping on children's dreams and expectations by buying franchises and companies will ever buy the Kong License so that Rare develop Kong games again?      7) If not, what if I can gather lots of sigs? How many sigs would be enough?      I'm longing/looking forward/hoping/waiting for/to/for/for more and more games from you, especially Kong ones.      Fantino (A.K.A. diddyknowsbest) 1) Most of them, yeah. Including the designers and key art/software bods. Of course the team layout isn't exactly the same now as it was in 1994.      2 & 3) Not unless Nintendo decide it's what they want and loudly declare that we're the ones to do it.      4) See, I knew the other bloke up there was in the minority when he was putting down all that playa-hating on the multicoloured bananas.      5) Too late, boy! Nintendo says she's a feisty teenager these days!      6 & 7) I find that situation tricky to successfully envisage. If you must start a petition, I would advise a bare minimum of a googleplex signatures.   Dear Scribes,      Over the years, I have been pleased. Viva Piñata was probably one of your greatest, though I think that the new Banjo-Kazooie game should be a pleasure. I have a question to ask your DKR Team.      I noticed that Tiptup's voice from Diddy Kong Racing DS was rather, much higher than the original N64 version, and my question to ask is that the Tiptup Jr. from Banjo-Tooie? It sounds rather higher than the older version.      Your lifelong fan,      Johny Seem to be missing an 'n' there, Johny. Why would you intentionally reduce the Scrabble value of your name, even by one point? Is it a stylistic choice or a consequence of self-image issues? Have you thought about talking to someone?      In the meantime, we should ask Gary from the DS team to explain the voice thing: "The guy who did the voices was wearing really tight jeans, with the outcome that the new voice was a bit higher than the original (or perhaps you're right and it was Tiptup Jnr.)"      Maybe 'explain' was too strong a word.   Dear Scribes,      So the great BAFTA award-winning Rare (I regard you as the younger, greatly talented 'Pixar' to the older Nintendo's 'Disney'), who I've followed since the fantastic Atic Atac, may put the next Banjo game on the PC, that relatively characterless format not strongly noted for being loyal sales-wise to the platform game genre. Nevertheless, Viva Piñata should find a place.      I understand that Microsoft would like to recoup their investment in Rare and, as a PC software company, they will share little of my sentiment: that this is one less reason why it is necessary to get an Xbox 360. Of course, there are people, probably a lot of people, who will buy an Xbox 360 regardless because they love FPS games, that the Xbox 360 has a fair share of its quota in. However FPS are not the be all and end all for me. Platform and adventure games are. I don't want some sprawling Japanese epic piously telling me about my destiny. I want a Rare telling me about my destiny, with its tongue in cheek, possibly in a Birmingham accent for dubious comic effect. I don't want the same experience to be available on PC, like some Ubisoft game. Please don't let the same happen to Perfect Dark Zero and Perfect Dark 2. In fact, don't let it happen to Banjo. Doing this will cheapen how the Xbox360 appears without selling that many copies to the PC market.      Paul Wilde I think this deserves not one but two responses, largely as a reward for the 'dubious comic effect' remark.      VP team perspective: "Since Banjo isn't yet out, there will not have been any decisions made about 'other versions'. You may notice that we didn't make versions of Kameo or PD0 for PC. Viva Piñata was an exception because it was thought that it was the kind of game that PC users would appreciate. So I think I'm trying to say that it's on a case by case basis rather than some cynical marketing ploy."      And from the Banjo